The Divine Intervention

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Good Day my fine friends today’s picture as you can evidence is of my `ooh I’m sooo cute` pal and my good self who were midst an initially congenial banter that rapidly inclined towards a discourse of heated and then debated type.

The cad had turned to my good self and blatantly blurted out
“LemMe, you have, in a certain light, the appearance of having a duff left eye “
Well such a defamatory comment was instigated, I believe, in a bid to chip, chip, chip, away at and falter my confidence, due no doubt to a lack of his own such comfortable state and through sheer envy of my exceptional dental array, his own not having yet flourished, therefore placing, albeit only temporary, limiting boundaries on his dietary activity especially with regards to such as the gargantuan slab of nut-riddled chocolate that I therefore, unfortunately and thankfully, well it was chocolate, could not offer to him so `twas polished off, in its entirety, entirely by self, and clearly brought about a festering resentment.

I should have maintained a level of dignity, it was apparently after all your human nature to act in such a `why should you if I can‘t` manner, but yours, not being able to muster up a magnanimous state, truly, turned, with appalling disbelief at such a blatant malicious untruth, and labelled him a green-eyed cad.   Said cad then replied    "why! you! you! you! may you be hastily offered redemption and delivered from your evil tongue".   Suffice to say infantile missiles were projected in infantile fashion, admittedly from both parties, and both embarked upon a non-unified and heated debate of Universal theories and bandied opinions of dictatory science, religious, and cultish type and both were intent on illuminating the other as to the truth of Universal mystery and vehemently demanded of each to either prove or disprove such or we would hold tenaciously to our own credulous and surely superior quest when all of a sudden we were the fortuitous recipients or victims of a deliverance of we assumed an intervention from it could only be, Flying Spagetti Monster

We were both momentarily plunged into a crisis of faith and fear. Was this the time-awaited true super celestial word? the truly first ever evidence of a deity in a time of modernity? Were we `the chosen ones?` or `oh dear` unwitting victims to be indoctrinated with an unwanted belief.

Well would you believe when we had regained our senses we realised twas thankfully nothing more than a loving parent who had known that innards would be griping, yes the cacao nugget was a mere aperitif, and had thereforebeen delivering all that was truly necessary, a bowl of nutritious and much lovingly concocted fodder. However the said parent in its loving state had unfortuitously overlooked, therefore stumbled on, a rouge missile of mine that had in its wayward wend landed in an inconvenient path resulting in the banquet being projected towards, and about, our own squabbling persons.

Yours never shy of foraging about his said person for a misplaced fodder fest did encourage my pal to waste neither time nor fare and therefore all discontent was soon forgotten amidst our following chummy but childishly competitive consumption of our clothed comestibles.

Therefore to conclude there was no mysterious Universal or scientific force just an injured and vexed personage potentially bent on a litigious claim against my good self but my top pal did mitigate in my favour to his parent and all other palaver whatever it was, was long forgotten.

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