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Why the very sight and most favourable memory of these cacao’d and berried edible delights makes me faint hearted.   I'd been treating my good-self to my daily constitutional on what was indeed a fine morn when my ambulation was brought to a most abrupt but welcome halt as I had chanced upon what can only be described as a parlour of witchery practise as it did not only as aforementioned immobilise me on my tracked path but did cast a spell that robbed my common senses and to keep the onslaught of rapidly approaching faint heart at bay.   I had to press my inquisitive appendage up to the paned and protective and most dastardly barrier and I inclined, in the referred to faint, towards the pane to perfect a supportive angle the suspension of which was aided admirably by my afore referred to nasal organ, well with arms hung like feeble pendulums I did witness inside the hypnotic establishment a rather luvverleee laydeeee perform a circular cursorily, and I did feel rather negligent, glance of the establishment and then without any indication of such intent did nest her face in a seemingly mile high chocolate mountain. Well yours truly, felt inclined to not be excluded from this most coveted edible exercise and did join the lover lee laydee as soon as life did course back to impatiently awaiting  limbs, and, as fast as my giddy legs could then transport. Once within the lush lair with innards griping Nay! screaming for heavenly reprieve and with no purveyor in sight who might spoil the exercise with unreasonable request for monetary exchange, yes! yours, addicted, truly believes cacao derived delights should be a mandatory gratuity, well together we did practise cunning skills and quite frankly enjoyed a sensory fest, why it was almost combative such was each individual earnest We remained however amicable partners in the exercise of swimming in this sea of, cacao, fudge and gelled and rubied summer fruits of these irrisistable and aromatic foods of the Gods. Yours truly mastered the art of a continuous circuit with my mouths muscular organ which did effortlessly and without any prompt perform perfect laps and skilled skim over entire syrupy surfaces to appease gluttonous sensory and saliva inducing needs with the catching of delectable sauces and I nibbled with miniscule nips around a 360 degree course in order to reduce the perimeter and height of  heavenly cacoed layers in order that no crime scene do be instantly evidenced , I must, and I do without modesty  'fess that years of artful practices had mastered this dupery device and yours, conniving, truly did impart to my good laydee and fellow felon another artfully practised tip to use all her fingery nails to delicately skim each and every surface surfaces to capture creams and cacao which only an over inquisitive intense inspection would reveal were decreased. Well twixt crème filled, cacao laden, berried nips and slurps we were happily want to spend a few days at leisure in this heavenly abode but of a sudden a rather vexed vendor did appear and shout  ‘foh foh foh,  vot r u doooeng wiz ma chocolatel cayeks an rubeee berreeed burrns r u goen tu buy zem.’   To which yours truly after a momentary pause for the translation transition period did reply that unfortunately on this particular fine day nothing arrested our fancy and hoped he would not note the rather abundant residue of spittle pools floating atop the fruited booty due to the sudden cessation midst connived caper. ‘he further cried’ ‘yurh cheeekeeee begggerrrrs ah beeeleeev yurh av interfeeeeerrred wiz ma delicasseeee gurrrds’  But yours, perturbed at being disturbed, truly and the loverlee laydeee were out of there post haste in cowardly fear of manhandled ejection. It was enough to make a glass eye cry leaving the heavenly abode but each did note we sported a sufficient quantity affixed to each personage therefore could further feast for a  short, but much appreciated, heavenly time.

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