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AAAAAAH! How I wish I could claim fond memory of this, at first appearance, truly sublime and interactive chocolate moment.  Yours truly had securely nested chomping tackle at a strategic point that ensured both maximum input and as a consequence, sheer bliss, in the magnificent mass of Cacao Mountain.  Shortage of oxygen could have quite easily have posed a threat to the sheerness of said bliss but yours, deeply dove in, truly had previously and, admirably, rapidly worked out a successful systematic routine of a 1 to 5 ratio of air to cacao time, executed to perfection by intermittent bobbing therefore voila! chocolate as far as the eyes could, could not, could, could not, could, see.   Nothing! not even the usually threatening competitive and now clearly enhanced cuteness of the accompanying bambino, and as I had cautiously ensured before embarking upon the diving expedition, the self -claimed albeit it only my assumption of his 9 tenths possession, legitimate owner of the edible treasure, could ruin this moment I foolishly thought,   as yes!   sure as the day does dawn, that oft friend, oft foe, fate decided to inflict punishment for my gluttonous sin in the form a much larger and rapidly looming counter-claimant of the gulp! now 'debris de cacao'. Ensuing wrath, did distort, both looming vision and clearly livid communications but I still interpreted loud and clear the, newly transpired, fact that the mini munchkin had clearly falsely represented proprietary rights to this work of edible art and yours truly had in fact been an unwitting party to a potential crime, I hereby draw attention to the lack of intent in my defence. I lay initial blame on the bambino’s false and clearly entrapping claims but in his defence wish to highlight the supernatural power of cacao,    why!   tis renowned that it seduces the senses and none can be responsible for consequential weakness, tis the downfall of the masses and renders all under its spell to nothing less than, hapless but incredibly willing to be indulgent, victims. Suffice to say I hastily bandied compliments, gave 10 out of 10 for the cacao culinary then deducted 3 for negligent care in the hope that a valuable lesson would be learnt and the careless error not repeated, I did bandy the word entrapment but at this point I calculated, (and credit is due to my good self for instant wits) that departure was perhaps the best option as despite the glowing praise, the fury inflamed, so yours, hot-footing it, truly made my excuse  WHY! Was that the time,   must dash chaps!   as I was overly late for an executive appointment and scuttled off, to do nothing more than feast off myself for a further fifteen minutes with the fest de chocolat remains leaving the bounder bambino, to whom I owed no allegience. to its clearly, duplicitous and most deserving,fate.

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