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Well! I hereby proclaim that if you are reading this blog then you have seen the disclaimer above therefore if your very last nerve was jangled Nay! severed by the unsettling countenance on this surely spawn of the devil ,then no blame is to be shouldered by my good self, any said blame rests in its entirety on your very own, foolhardy and unduly inquisitive head.   Yours truly and the, until this chilling moment far tooooo cute but now, freaky feline acquaintance were in midst throe of at first a congenial and trivial banter with no apparent foresight of the suddenly consequential and competitive verbal combat.  I will relate the unfolding scenario of what has led to your obvious utter disbelief.   The pet freak and I bandied our mutually disgruntled tone on escalating prices of even the most basic necessities  Why!,   my companion said, the price of fish was abominable and had incurred an involuntary dietary crash which wreaked untold havoc on his fine physique, why if he cut down more he would be nothing but, unkempt glossless hair covered bone all hideously ghastly like those size 0 types, I readily agreed and contributed why! the cost of minty paste with activating strengtheners necessary for the upkeep of my exceptionally regular dentistry was worse than abominable it was nothing less than criminal, even the merest skimp would have catastrophic repercussion as the radiating toothy beam was of majestic quality and people flocked to bask in its rays, why should consequential force resulting from negligent quarters determine that that these flocking droves be deprived due the accursed price of unnecessary oil. let them use beets and prairie grass fuels in order that my Starred teeth do continue to provide such a salve for my fanatical followers. Well the perturbed pet was clearly at a disadvantage by such truthful claims and felt the necessity to embark on a nothing less than a boasting fest of his own supposed quality traits whilst simultaneously attempting to cast a clearly petty shadow on my famed dentistry glare. Yours, ever competitive, truly succumbed with, I believe necessary, retaliation to the obvious inadequacies that provoked such a defence of a clearly low catty moral and for my part I merely to save the wasting of time told the pet to use your optical abilities to survey what lays before and use logic old  bean  - take my exceptionally regular dentistry add this to my entertainment capabilities and voila like famed Hamelin piper of yore a hoard of adoring fans and a laydeee magnet to boot and then I charitably offered sympathy and even apology for the fact that he could surely not muster up some redeeming feature or talent of unique and counter-claim. Well lo and behold the cat did rapidly grin in the proverbial Cheshire manner and  unsettled my disposition to such a state it did not only did warrant the above disclaimer but forced me to beat the hastiest of retreats and I can only hope my shouts were conveyed over the ever increasing distance that ‘this was not to be construed as a defeat, YOU FREAKING  FELINE FREAK!’

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