The Amply Proportioned Amphibian and Pup Paranoia Palaver

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Good day my fine friends today’s picture is from the day I had been for a pleasant perambulation with a rather frisky pup pal who ran hither and thither amok the spacious ambience of a lush green park when yours truly, due to an unforeseen arresting of my attention, did divert said attention from the chipper canine companion.

When my said inquisitive attention waned from its, I had thought only, momentary distraction I realised that actually a significant passage of time had lapsed ,enough so that said pet had was no longer my congenial companion and, for that matter, not within a considerable distance of optical organ perception. Oh Heck! thought I as a result of my negligence.

I stopped to enquire of a passing party if they had by chance noted a rather unruly puppish character and was imparting details of notable characteristics when I realised that the said party had in its possession a, rather too smug I thought, amphibious beast of portly girth and well also taking into account circumstances of questionable vanishment yours, now in a state of poor pet plight paranoia, truly could, quite rightly, suspect that my pup pal had fallen foul of a grim entanglement with the obese amphibian who sported as you can evidence the said smug look of gluttonous content upon his slimy visage.

Well yours truly, more than just a tad distressed at the potential plight of my unfortunate amigo, decided to wreak vengeance upon the rascally barbarian therefore did state to the owner of the potentially culpable party, "Why! I see you are on a cash cow kerchingable winner with your plumped up, fatted froggy produce as I note in certain geographical regions the nimble limbs alone are such are a tasty treat, therefore implying all else might be nothing more than waste, but with such a veritable feast from such a girthy edible you can wave goodbye to lost-profit misery".

I then imparted "tis a shame really to dispose of yon frog in such a manner has he has such an amiable grin upon his countenance and the cutest optical organs but that said I don’t suppose you would give two hoots if he had the eyes of an angel and the smile of the cheshire cat as its all about profits, well who can blame you, and hats of respectfully to your business accumen".

I then went on to bestow further revenge through the medium of insulting comment "Why he must be sadly incapacitated with regards his renowned nimble limbed agilities as twould take the legs of a superhero of no less than The Incredible Hulk type to manoeuvre his equally incredible bulk." Well there I was feasting on the sweetness of revenge when all of a sudden I realised a snack of humble-pie type proportion might be in order as my lost pet pal did bound upon our throng in all his puppish innocence.

Suffice to say yours, a tad crimson, truly did smite my frolicsome friend about his bouncy bonce and depart without delay.

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