The Appalling Lack of Respect for a Gravel Drive Palaver

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Good day my fine friends today’ s picture is of an event that did initially unsettle yours truly’s constitution due to the potential disastrous outcome of such.

I had chanced upon this domestic fracas and as already stated yours truly was unnerved as despite possessing insufficient expertise on the subject of gravel-based driveways I envisioned all too clearly the potential detriment that could result to said drive. It was apparent that such a resistant drag along the loosely chipped vehicular route would surely result into an unsightly disarray of furrowed trench type through multiple chip displacement.

Now I halt your impatient intervention of “Why tis only temporary LemMe, as with not too much endeavour and a shimmy with a stiffly bristled implement it could be rectified in a jiffy.”

Whilst I heartily agree my thoughts were on a foreseeable scenario which might possibly have occurred through the hasty departure of the perpetrators even though they might have harboured a genuine intent to rectify any canyon type cavity in the imminent future.

Well I was duly concerned as I foresaw that prior to said rectification there potentially would be

1. the aforementioned unsightly disarray, and
2. The possibility that another party, especially if of unsteady gait, might take an inadvertent tumble resulting in a sharply studded limb type incident.

Now the Pater of the fractious pair did inform me, albeit none too politely, nay! with a tad of a tart tone I might add, that he would rectify said drive in question when he could muster up the bother to do so, therefore due to, as I have previouly stated, lack of amiable tone, I felt best to lighten the mood whilst still, due to my charitable nature, praying the brusque type chap had fully comprehensive indemnity cover.

Unexpectedly my attention was arrested and I did note that the apparent resistant drag had resulted in an only to be expected embedding of a considerable number of now not so loose chips in the offspring’s right shank which I state on my honour was a perfect formation of gravel type mosaic of Jesus. I said "Stop! Sir, look! your obstinate offspring has the Messiah upon his upper portion of his leg".

I now dispense with my charitable and charming nature and therefore state that the `fiery tempered father fiend` said “I don’t care if has The Last Supper embedded into the entire length of his person from his ankles, up the length of his rigid limbs covering in their entirety both sides of his torso and culminating upon his computer addled cranium, and furthermore it is apparent I am in a disconcerted frame of mind therefore if you do not similarly wish to sport a mosaic of miraculous type then I suggest you be off in a jiffy.”

Suffice to say I took heed of this advice therefore have nothing more to relate.

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