Good day my fine friends

This picture was taken under furtive circumstances by some bounder who quite frankly rattled the nervous constitution of yours, quite shook up, truly with his unexpected snappy happy antics whilst I was midst heroic, and potentially detrimental to my good self, quests,   yes,  note the plural as I was on both an errand of lapin emancipation and midst chase of the culprit who was exploiting the merchantability of these pretty little pretty pets for play or pies which pracise twas truly abominable. 

Yes I had heard said cad had earned a profitable $250 dollars from the successful vending of no less than 25 of these adorable, and apparently tasty treats errrm!, Pets.

Well I had pinpointed the place de perpetration and as sure as night is not day there was a brazen notice advertising these inappropriate commodities so yours, conscientious,truly pondered on a plot to assist these cute captives in a mass furred freedom bid.

‘twould be a difficult exercise as the commercially orientated cad was offering a nutritious and bountiful bag of vegetables, delicious and highly nutritious recipes for pies, burgers and other bunnied treats, and a, admittedly quite basic but none the less practical, pattern for home made mittens all totally gratuitous, absolutely free, for no pay whatsoever, as inducement to purchase livestock of non pet intent for those disinterested in adorable affectionate and loyal pals for mere pleasure purpose, why it made the blood coursing through my veins almost boil, yes a few more degrees would have been enough temperature to bring any such marinated pet to a digestible state in a jiffy,  Ha such larks, I jest of course. 

Why this talk of gratuitous vegetable inducement offers a possible glimmer of instant karmic retribution upon the bunny bounder as it must surely have gnawed sorely into both the said cad’s commercially inclined temperament and well and truly into his profit margin as the ludicrous price of such vegetables and other basic necessities such as treats de cacao and any derivative produce are rocketing skywards faster than any one of a number Apollo type craft in cosmic flight, well to beat such hyper inflation of also necessity utilities yours, truly will be making fashionable garments of both crocheted or knitted type for my own personal winter indoor multi layered attire and for profit public sale throughout the said season.

Well I digressed there momentarily but back to said state of this sad affair there were rumours of debatable foundation running amok the vine of, possibly sour due to cads quite successful profiteering from this rabbit racketeering , grapes, it was reported the for-profit-pets were either entertained or tormented with pleasurable or horrific ditties of childhood type this however depends on your own particular bent towards interpretting the fact that the furry wares were exposed to repeated renditions of this, and I ask you for no particular reason to remember `childhood`, chant

Run rabbit run rabbit run run run
Here comes the farmer with his gun gun gun

Further debatable rumours claim said bunnies, please remember in some geographic localities these are not considered `ooo tooo cute` types and are actually classified as vermin, were either considerately warned of numerous dangers from the outside world hence the educational posters of fox type fiends or were nothing more than victims of cruel and vicious torment.

Well I personally feel too much emphasis of roguery is being bandied upon said bounders, I have heard exceptionally handsome, head and feel blame should lay on the apathetic attitude from the `oooh I’m soooo cute and` cuddly commodities, yes I’m positive a little positive spirit from said pet or pie types could have coerced the commercial outcome in favour of securing for our fluffy friends a specifically preferred position with potential patrons of these products. Yes I firmly believe much as `ooooh I'm soooo irresistiblly cute' puppies shamefully practise the art of puppy-eyes rendering all who do glance upon them helpless or hapless then if this bunch did bat said, apparently effective optical powers given a song of global renown was entitled such, `Bright Eyes' he might sway any purchaser in favour of pet not pie purchase.

This would have clearly been effective in all but an occasional circumstance perhaps such as if for instance an addictive glutton who had missed his morning or midday meal might harbour only a rapid need to ease his griping innards, therefore I again, for no particular purpose at all, do remind you where perhaps blame should lay.