The Barminess of Bimbette Botox and Butchery Blunders

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Good day my fine friends - todays picture was an unfortunate chancing upon a celebrity of some, difficult to deduce, identity.

BEWARE - Viewing of today’s picture comes with a disclaimer, (and in usual unscrupulous discaimer fashion, in after-event therefore-totally-invalid form) from LemMeOut! Towers. said disclaimer limits, nay! dipenses totally with any liabilty for said Towers for any inadvertent and consequential detriment afflicted upon my fanatics, occasional visitors or incidental passers by viewing said image of whatever celeb which may result in total disarray or even minor unsettling of the nervous disposition, we will also not be held responsible for any consequential unsettling of or meddling with your nocturnal slumbers whether of one-off occasion, intermittent weekly or thrice nightly attacks we will not be responsible also for any autonomous spasmodic attacks or any of the aforementioned reactions resulting also from any unfortunate chancing upon a freak type personage of famed, whether deserved or not, notoriety, which may bring instant recall of this unsettling image of indiscernible celeb above to your minds eye, and of which only gouging out of such might bring relief. Therefore we also advise extreme caution when handling. and if possible the avoidance of coming into contact with, implements of sharp nature in the form of but not limited to, tools for whittling objects of craft or seemingly innocuous cutlery which it might be est to temporarily dispense with the necessity for such by favouring a diet consisting of finger foods and packaged nibbles for the foreseeble future until dangers resulting from recalls have passed.

We also advise caution upon entering malls, super and hypermarkets, agents of paper publications and any other establishments that might offensively display glossed, therefore enhanced, imagery of such unsettling celeb nature which again might act as accelerator for recall of the above freaked and as stated still indiscernible celeb.

Please also exercise extreme caution when perusing the Tinterweb as images of such unsettling celebrity nature are unfortunately amok in abundance and again may effect recall resulting again in unfortunate incident type effect.

I have endeavoured in earnest to deduce the identity of which ever celeb or wannabee this might be, Tis an arduous an thankless task as all Celebrity personages except yours exceptionally handsome truly, mmmmm! Johnny Deep and one or two others appear to have fallen foul of a transatlantic rampant epidemic result of needle happy chappies perhaps either the Batman’s, given he has back on the celebrity circuit, adversary Mr freeze, though said Doc has not been recently linked even tenaciously with the caped crusader or any remote vicinity of Gotham, or other, especially celebrity inhabited, city. Be ever on the alert however as he is a renowned serial needle-wielding nut job and some party of similar type is perpetrating these highly offensive facial disfigurations.

Given the evidenced abundence of such cloned Cirque de Celeb transfigured, Nay! disfigured types yours, deducing frantically, truly believes there is more than one perpetrating party -yes this rampant epidemic cannot be the work of a maverick madman, no this heinous act of freaky facial transformation of famed fools is more than the work of one negligent, inebriated, or maniacal surgeon, perhaps even a venture headed by, and tis perfectly feasible given conveniently tooled appendages, the social outcast Edward Scissor hands who is perhaps a soul just a tad too tired of matted and unruly tresses or too many resulting attacks of socially unacceptable parasites, (nits not celebs)from performing his coif creations therefore arousing uncontrllable urges to facially disfigure other celebrities.

Perhaps this image is the calling card of the other adversary of aforementioned caped crusader who has apparantly been spotted on the celeb circuit yes the self, and rather negligently styled, maniacal king of all things of joke or comedic effect and perhaps make up artist to some of afore reffered to celebrities.

Who or whatever is responsible for this rampant transatlantic epidemic of botoxed and butchered bimbettes and blokettes I urge you to stop this instance and also I publicly circulate an urgent message to said bimbettes and blokettes why you’ve had your 15 minutes a thousand times over and been well paid to boot, so stop your inflicting of your highly offensive, clinged on to, almost klingon or crusty the clown type, visages onto the innocent and goodly public why tis nothing less than criminal assault to cause so much offence and may incur you further liabilities under the obscene or offensive publication laws of individual geographical territories. Start being grateful you don’t have to trek three miles a day to fetch water to wash off all your clotted facial creams, that you `have` a roof over your disfigured head, a no doubt a tad too ostentatious and possibly more garish than your face, roof. Yes step aside and count your blessings or not always deserved coffers, I know you are unable to count your wrinkles, and let yours exceptionally handsome as is evidenced truly take the mantle of entertainment as public pleasuring personality from now on.

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