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Good day my fine friends here is today’s picture for your no other reason than to pleasure you by offering a little participation in utter barminess.   There we were my fine feline friend and fellow competitive entertainer partaking in a motion picture observational exercise fest to reap inspirational tips from that overly bestowed with Godly good fortune Johnny Depp dandy, why! the blighter secures all the finest roles, is rolling in dollary dosh and all sorts of everybody do keep falling besottedly in love with his, even extremer than mine, handsomeness.

So we had settled on a cinematic combo of the socially emotional, intermittently wholesome & wholly gruesome tales of the isolated and misunderstood scissor happy chappy with an admirable and speedy knack in the art of creative coiffure and the butcher barber blighter with highly profitable but dubious wares, the swine of a cad, Sweeny Todd.

Well the exercise was executed as were a goodly number of characters and yours, easily influenced, truly was so highly inspired I wagered with my pet pal as to who could perform the swiftest scissor-hand styled artistic cut and coif of locks upon the others person stating, before he chance to response or remark about my follicly prolific lack, that yours ever eager would have first bodge sorry bash and with appropriately scissor-ed up mitt did set about my non too compliant chum with quick coif craft intent, well I had almost done and was ensuring caution by reducing previous, as is evidenced by unsightly cut, reckless abandon about the tender tum area when all good intent was well and truly out the window and the scissor hand performance did almost turn into the terrible Todd tale as I did almost disembowel the poor pet when a bloodcurdling, and consequently bloodletting, shriek did pierce the almost inadvertent crime scene which was now such we had a mildly mutilated moggy with a less than, either evenly trimmed or anywhere near, acceptable makeover and a more than just a tad perturbed deeply purpled hued pet owner. Now I do not derive any pleasure from bestowing any uncomplimentary remark upon any fine laydee but I had to say “why! Madam the near surgical operation, for whom all blame does lay upon your beet-headed shoulders, might be responsible for inducing a couple of dry heaves from my not so good self, but I assure you your temper has made such a sight of an otherwise passable visage it’s making me gag in uncontrollable and unsociable fashion.

Ooops! I fear I might have heightened the escalating fury and thought it best to perform, no, no more near operations, but a simultaneous optical and quick witted manoeuvre by keeping life depending watch on the maddened madam and, my surely sole means of survival, the rear exit, whilst performing a hasty bolt to said exit and had the good fortune to remember the safety precaution of not performing any type or speed of perambulation whilst in possession of sharpened implements so did toss them, yes admittedly, to your good selves alone, with reckless abandon but nay! take heed of unfolded events, aside and apparently might have performed further inadvertent surgery given the apparently excruciatingly pained audible response, well I fear I have no more to relate as yours, looking after number one, truly never heard any more due to the admirable distance covered without delay.
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