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  OOOOOOH!
I remember this
occasion with as much relief from my witful escape as one
would
rightly anticipate from an effervescent pharmaceutical aid.
A 'no longer close acquaintance' had arranged for a blind wooing excursion for my good self with, he had clearly misrepresented, a maverick gal, of unique appearance and fearless nature. With barely containable anticipation I arrived within visible vicinity of the pre-arranged place de rendezvous and on seeing what I assumed was, from the initial distant glance, a designer garbed, shamelessly paraded skeletal frame my innards started pounding, perspiration poured and nerves a jangled as for a fleeting moment I thought he had affixed me up with a celebrity gal of infamous renown. Upon reaching said spot I heaved such a sigh of relief when I realised twas no such person and therefore I would not be a party to a shameful tabloid exposure from tedious self-indulgent shenanigans. However my emotions were still disturbed as, and not wanting to appear shallow, and not overley drawn to fashion aficionados, but lines must be drawn, I was not taken to the domesticated apron which indicated an over zealous but not necessarily successfully desire to be fashionably in the lead, a slovenly lack of attention to detail, an attack of ridicule from the occasional lout or an evening of gluttony and yours truly had had 3 doughnuts and a bar oflush choc before on embarking on this intrepid mission. To proceed with the mild irritations without departing from the notion that I do not pander to a shallow nature but not only were the poor wenches optical organs in disarray, I believe she had a duff leg, and her conversational skills were only marginally higher than would have been from the previously feared Celeb. I made hasty use of my wits, lightly commented on the coincidence of both sporting the same fragrant buttonhole, had a bit of a dig in the dirt to support my blatant fib and made a speedy departure. Suffice to say I no longer send seasonal greetings to the ‘once’ associate, despite the fact though I came away enriched with bounty of free nutrional snacks  |
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