Ah!   the memories from this event were non too pleasing I might boldly declare,there was yours truly in mid competitive flight moving with the ease of  a masterly crafted Swiss pendulem when all of a sudden my aeronautical extravanganza was
brought to a catastrophic halt, as on to the floor swaggered, what can only be described as a petty NAY! malicious braggard in the diminutive form of an 'Ooooo its not enough I'm tooooo cute, I must in addition boast uncontrollably of my single handed
herculean trickery, SPROG.   I swear it was a deliberate attempt to sabotage my'bound for glory' endeavors.  I still vehemently deny the rumours that I harbour resentment towards these pint sized perpetrators, and pets, but I could hardly shoulder the
 burden of blame if I did, I'm comforted in the knowledge you would agree.