Funny picture with blog of the day - The Domestic Drapery Debacle                                        

Good day my fine friends today’s picture and blog are of a little tale of `accidental` incidence.  I had called, for the purpose of congenial chit-chat, on my cat chum here.  The chat from the cat however was not too cosy as he, being of typical youthful cocky nature, did nought but boast, boast, boast and further boast in fact so much so my wrists were sprained and weakened from the sheer effort of resisting the urge to smite him across the back of his braggart bonce. 

Well after being forced to endure the witnessing of the non too pleasant fruits of a regurgitation fest, the `questionably` “gargantuan fur ball that I’ve coughed up LemMe“ having had to further endure a lengthy tale of how he had stalked, captured and decapitated the statuette of a chaffinch that “resisted to the very end LemMe”  been subjected to watch as he braved, without batting a fearless looming-optical-organ, a plush effigy of a golden Labrador I was subjected to an aerodynamic and gymnastic display combo as, he poised, flexed his physique as felines are wont to do and leapt a considerable distance up the domestic drapery.   He then continued, with the use of his cat combination of weaponry and utility hooked appendages, to scale with an agility surpassing that of `The Amazing Spiderman` to the top then immediately back down only to repeat this said gymnastic feat again and again and again. 

Well yours, both bewildered and bewitched by the cats athletic antics, truly incurred a riddling of envy and decided to partake in the apparent pleasure so clutched firmly with both hands the `ooooh such soft and yielding` drapery that I momentarily lapsed from my intent as I was overwhelmingly compelled to nestle in their luxurious and comforting folds.
After a quick nestle I shimmied up the drapes in admittedly a rather less graceful more fumbling, but non the less pleasurable, mode than my moggy pal and I was up and down with an equivalent effervescence.
 
But alas a loss of control of articulation led to a catastrophic chain of events as the durability capabilities of these otherwise lush drapes could not withstand such vigorous forces and there was a deafening riiiiiiiiip followed by toppled and hurled parties and a considerably lengthy contortion type kafuffle that in its wake left an, admirable given the time to debris resulting devastation ratio, incident of disaster of domestic detriment as a motley assortment of non secured knick-knackery fell prey to a fragmented fates.

The `untimely` arrival of the pets proprietary owner coincided with our quandary which caused our selves to cower in cowardly fashion behind a potted vegetation.   Well! as anticipated the `oooh I’m sooo cute` cat did on our disclosure bat his looming-looking-gear and ‘twas clear `others` would be bearing the burden of blame if a swift witted and admittedly petty retaliation was not forthcoming.   Yours, posessing said quick wit and saving own necks first, truly did through the gesticulating art of mime point a `finger of blame` to the, attempting to mitigate, party who thankfully was scolded whilst others absconded…………………………….with relief.