Good day my fine friends today’s picture is of yes another on my periodical installations for pleasuring the you the good public and if I incidentally reap a fruitious bounty due to my luminary brand nom de fame I do get pleasured also, I merely reap what I sow.

I will not be relating direct but you may now enjoy an interview of yours, luminary truly, by both Honor Stee the assistant, but aspiring, editor to the esteemed medium of digital gripe The Peoples Choice and Austin Tayshush the renowned critical Oracle of the Arts.

Honor Stee - You have now a number under of works under your money errm artistic belt but have you never drawn inspiration from the masters Rodin, Michelangelo Tintoretto, modernism, post modernism genii or any other sector of the Arts.

LemMe Out - Yes, Yes absolutely often, though my most esteemed muse is the true antiestablishment Rebel Anthony Hancock never once did he fall prey to a compromised principal, nay! his tortured genius sadly favoured and succumbed to an early demise than a stint in a celebrity jungle. 

Austin Tay shush-  May I say first say what an honour it is to be sat saturated in  your luminary aura.

LemMe Out   - Yes  your most fortunate I like to say I feel the same.

Austin Tayshush - Why thank you, I’m immensely overwhelmed

LemMe Out - I believe I said I’d like to you hasty sycophant but I find no reason to do so.

Austin Tayshush-  Oh, a rebuff from such a renown I must organise a dinner party without haste.

Honor Stee - What do you think art contributes to society today

Lemma Out - Why there is not the time to discuss the entire possibilities of benefits to mankind but to be brief art whether of classic or modern form brings something personal to each individual, some merely but admirably rather than hypocritically acclaim it, scorn it, Some scorn it through a riddling of an envious trait, others have no desire to bring about a ponder due to the expending of time on other pursuits, why a body cannot be mustering up comparable opinions of forms, linears, movements, medium et, etc, etc, when one is in baited breath for one number to grab the jackpot at the local bingo emporium so to these types it offers nothing whereas to others to others it might for example supply one with an otherwise lack of conversation at a soiree gathering of intimate acquaintances.  Why even Atheists have been know to benefit tremendously from art due to the ability to discourse an appreciation of the works of the aforementioned masters despite the divine content another might feel at one with its creator through a connection due to a genuine appreciation of its beauty and at the very least it might lends a complementary air to a shag pile, or textured drape in any abode.  

Honor Stee - Swiftly, before we comment on your latest installation how would you describe yourself you’re hardly Bohemian with your highly merchantable cash cow brand machine and it has been heard to be said that you have a hubristic manner.

LemMe Out - I’m a Maverick and let non dispute it I neither conform nor kick against compulsion I simply be and as to the preposterous aspersions regarding my public air I say poppycock, and that such fruitless nuggets have been plucked from the vine of sour grapes I am merely humble but with a level of confidence to display my very self.   Hubristic indeed, sour grapes for definite.

Honor Stee -  Well thankfully, errmm I have a further appointment in an hour and if I don’t grab a cup of cappuccino without delay I shall not be able to fend of a disinterested air and bout of slumber So about your latest installation.

LemMe Out A cupocappuchino cupocappuchino cupocapuchinio why it brings about an effervescent buzz by its very sound.   Yes, yes lets not digress, this latest piece is part of my recent series of which you are or ought to be well aware that I am concerned with mans inhumanity to man and beast and the insignificant transience of man in the natural scheme of things. When man has long gone there will be remnants of nature that survives corporate savagery yes I like to feel there’s some substance to my work.

Honor Stee - well you’ve certainly become a person of substance with your brand errm art wouldn’t you say.

LemMe - Well this piece is admittedly a cashy collaboration albeit with my canine chum so not strictly too lucrative for yours truly here but I’ll knock up another in a jiff, its just channelled you see I cannot help it once the floodgates open I beaver away with odds and ends and as you see the occasional pet and voila.  Well errm to stem an over informative verbal ebb I will continue yes this work by its very title shows this pet in its defiance stance informing its human that to scald would in truth be hypocritical.

His majestic poise shows how no more will nature and his type be ruled by man why already man has borne witness to the wrath of the elements for his lack of respect well here we can foresee how beasts not merely worms  will turn, why twill be like Hitchcock’s Birds man will feasted on incessantly by natures pets. 

The black plinth suggests the now not so chummy but darker tendency of those very pets and the imploding of all as we know it into a black hole which tis square as tis abstract and is only merely representative and was a fiscally beneficial piece of equipment if truth be told.

The lack of man signifies hs absence in a still evident but now desolate world.  The tattered and scattered medium represents, with its content, the entire material world, whether it be accessory, fripperies, overpriced mass produced `unconventional` garb, habitat pieces or  commercial transactions yes every materialistic glutt is within these fragmented pages.  

I harbour an overwhelming desire to display the ultimate freedom of all men in a similar state but sadly tis not something I truthfully prophesise as I feel devastation en masse will put paid to that.  Did you every see such stony defiance in a beast. 

Honor Stee - Well actually it reminds me of a knick knack I acquired from the garden centre its highly resistant to a moderation of foul weather and keeps the door ajar, yes it bears a striking resemblance perhaps you supply them.


LemMeOut - I shall not allow surely envious scorn and ridicule to sully my art, to continue I chose this natural hue for the ultimate canvas as it represents the barren sands left when the waters have all gone, I did symbolise their current polluted state with the aid of my pet pal but the stench was apparently offensive to public taste.  

A rescue remedy of divine intervention not apothecary type or the miracle discovery of a respect gene is all we can hope for. 


Austin Tayshush - It surpasses everything you have done I am humbled, immensely humbled and  extremely gratified to follow in the wake of your presence.

LemMe Out - Tis my purpose to give you purpose and I do it splendidly and that wasn’t Miss Stee is not hubristic it was merely the aforementioned and much deserved confident air why

Honor Stee - Yaaaawn well it was errrmm interesting I think, I must go now to hastily imbibe a double espresso with an Americano no-milk chaser as I think a mere cappuccino will be a waste of coppers, effort, beans and slave labour.

Austin - I’m going to muster up a an assortment of loose enders this very night.